@bingbabe decided to give a heart attack by creeping into the computer room and scaring the hell out of me. A side effect of this was that it triggered the loose nerve that’s been plaguing my neck for the best part of six months, causing me to temporarily be in agony.
It will calm down after I take some Ibuprofen, but she felt more than a little sorry for me.
As a form of ‘compensation’, I was to try a natural remedy, ‘Hot Cabbage on my skin’. This cabbage was hot too, just coming out of a pan!
After a few ouch’s, ow’s, and 'what the hell are you trying to do to me woman' screams, the cabbage was placed and securely shrink-wrapped to my neck.
It needs to stay there for at least 30 minutes, and as I post this article, it's still attached.
Now I look like a real dolt. I know you are laughing, so don't deny it.
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