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Well, well, well. We meet again my friend.

I stood there, my knees slightly bent, arms hanging loosely by my sides. I looked relaxed but inside I was like a coiled serpent, ready to explode into a fury of fangs and milky venom.

A bit like when I and the Good Lady have an early night.

There was no reply from my nemesis.

That was ok, I hadn't expected one.

I moved closer and hissed in a low menacing tone.

Guess you thought you had seen the last of me, huh?

I jabbed a couple of fingers forward in the classic Crouching Tiger Fingered Dragon strike. They merely bounced harmlessly from my nemesis's tough outer skin.

MOTHER FUCKER! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, HUH?! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!?!?

I danced about like a slightly demented Labrador doing that bobby-head play thing hoping to goad my opponent with my athletic curves.

There was no response, he just stood there, woodenly.

I breathed in and out with great big WHOOSHING noises and made my eyes bug out, tilting my head back so that my nostrils flared forward like a meat shotgun at my target.

Nothing.

RIGHT YOU!

I darted forward and down lancing my leg out in a deadly sweep.

Nothing.

Just a dull thud and the ache reverberating up my leg from where I had struck the gnarly bastard before me.

DAMMIT!

I inclined my head forward, ready to ram this bastard and sink them to the very bottom of the metaphorical sea.

Ah think the shop is shut, mate?

I whipped my head around and glared accusingly at the owner of the voice.

It was an odd gnome-like fellow. His hair was odd and moss-like.

He looked slightly concerned and waved a hand holding a plastic bag at the door behind me.

The shop, I think it's shut. It's the Corona thingamajig, know what I mean?

He made an apologetic oh dear, we're all going to die in a worldwide plague but there is at least the here and now kind of face. No doubt hoping I would agree and we could hand-shandy each other into oblivion as the world burned.

Pffft. No chance.

Aye. Cheers.

I dismissed him with a curt nod and he scuttled away with his mad hair and gimpy bag.

I turned back to the door of the Bear-Man's Beer Shop. It was still resolutely closed.

This was getting serious. I could do without toilet paper but beer?!!?!

I gave the door another kick.

This isn't over, you hear!!


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  • @nonameslefttouse

    The Corona took away the Corona. Now we know this is real.

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  • @davidamsterdam

    Shut down is every were hope you will get your hands on some beers to make a review tomorrow mate! I will pray for you to the beer gods... LOL cheers mate!

  • @ginnyannette

    Just imagine when this is all over and that door swings open again, just think of the ecstasy! Oh what a day that will be. Things are closing left and right here too.

  • @old-guy-photos

    Truly dark days...

  • @ryivhnn

    Think you need to get onto Bear Man about online ordering and deliveries XD

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    @meesterboom, In my opinion there are so many Story Connections of Serpent and Human Beings. Stay blessed.

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  • @abh12345

    No beer post :( Things are getting really rough!

  • @dreemit

    The Bear man shut his doors?? No! When in crisis alcohol must be sold!!

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  • @janton

    It is pretty depressing sir meesterboom. I'm a little surprised he closed it completely, it wasn't crowded in there was it?