One of the founding documents of the United States is the Declaration of Independence,
in which the American states declare themselves to be independent of the British Crown.
What is Bitcoin's Declaration of Independence from the Fiat Clown?
Repeat after me:
We hold these truths to be self-evident,
That all Bitcoin are created equal, that they are endowed by Satoshi with certain unalienable Properties, that among these are Immutability, Decentralization and the pursuit of Hashpower.
That to secure these Properties, Developers are instituted among Bitcoiners, deriving their just powers from the consent of Bitcoiners.
That whenever any Form of Development becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Bitcoiners to alter or to abolish it by UASF, and to institute new Developers, laying the foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Sat-isfaction.
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